Erica Piper

For canceling classes today! Now, I get to spend the whole day doing WHATEVER so pleases me. Wake up and cuddle with a cute boy? Check. Return to bed and stay a little longer with the company of Bob Dylan? Check. Next on the agenda: Clean my entire apartment, cover the ceilings with paper snowflakes and chains, finish my laundry, go to work out at my convenience and for as long as I want (yes!), work on any homework that doesn’t require campus, and make a pot of delicious soup!

This couldn’t have come at a better time for everyone, I think.

laurabird:

Forfeiting serious amounts of homework to hang out with a cute boy who may/may not/probably doesn’t like me may have been a not-so-wise decision.

What happened to me getting my shit together? Fuck the end of this semester.

hang in there sister! keep focused on the big picture. the end of the semester is always stressful, but you need to remember that no matter what happens, you’ll get your shit done and you’ll be done soon. it’s just a matter of how you choose to spend the meantime… and having fun is important :)

laurabird:

benjyie:

yerawizardharry:

• “The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.”
• “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
• “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
• ‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his willy at you, you do this.’ He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up saying, ‘Whoops - my willy is a little over excited.’
• “There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort’s willy and mine sort of… connected.”
• “Are you OK?” said Harry urgently.“My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters
Ron and Malfoy looked at each other with their willy’s raised. Malfoy strolled towards Ron, flicking his willy vigourously as he edged closer to Ron. Ron anticipated the worst and gulped as the white substance flew out of Malfoy’s willy and hit him full on the face.

As you can imagine, it was hard to just pick a few but I actually hurt from laughing at some of them. Enjoy!

(via lottieeeee/toroortiz)

haha

i LOVEEEEE this