January 2012
86 posts
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough....”
– George Carlin (via 1alexgordon)
“Let’s never forget: Millions of Americans who work hard and play by the rules...”
– President Obama (via kileyrae)
Me: I was thinking about potatoes on my way home from work today...
Boyfriend: You were thinking about potatoes...
Me: Well I mean I was thinking about what to make for dinner, then I thought potatoes sounded good cuz they're warm, and comforting...
Boyfriend: *weird look*
Me: And then I got a food boner.
Boyfriend: You got a food boner?
Me: Yes, a raging food boner.
Boyfriend: You are so weird...
people have way too much time on their hands... →
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
“As we mark the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we must remember that this...”
– President Obama’s statement on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade (via barackobama)
Watchbarackobama:
President Obama to Betty White: Where’s your birth certificate?
I love this man.
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