Papa: So my buddy told me how this guy came into the hospital the other day with an apple up his rectum!
Jeremy: Rectum? Damn near killed em!
Lovely Lovely Libra
Someone you know very well could be working too hard at having a good time. This person wants to be the life of the party but is perhaps losing sight of what ‘fun’ really means. Try to schedule some time for just the two of you — create a relaxed situation that will encourage him or her to talk about what’s going on. Your listening skills are needed in this situation, so...
Crookers - Embrace The Martian (Ft. Kid Cudi) I...
hey, hey, hey
why do you treat me like you do?
Lauren And I On being Adrian Grenier's Girlfriend
Me: Mannnn I wish I could pretend to be Adrian Grenier's girlfriend.
Lauren: Erica! Pretend!??
Me: Well I wish could be his real girlfriend, butttt...
Lauren: Erica! The world is your oysters. Go be his girlfriend!
Me: Man look at how delicious he is...
Lauren: Erica! He is a human...
Me: I knowwww I know, not a sandwichhh
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point– Blaise Pascal (I want this tattooed on me)
Have you ever seen stars like these?– The Forecast - These Lights
Film crew's fiery explosion rattles downtown... →
But I’ll gladly go down in a flame if a flame’s what it takes to...– John Mayer - Bigger Than My Body
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point; on le sait en mille...– Blaise Pascal
sing me to sleep.
let’s put some hookah items in the hookah utilization center…– lauren frederick
The New Heathers →
ludo sideproject. check it out.
be here. now. thanks.
i like this
laurasblog: finallyseeing: unicornology: leaving is not enough; you must stay gone. train your heart like a dog. change the locks even on the house he’s never visited. you lucky, lucky girl. you have an apartment just your size. a bathtub full of tea. a heart the size of Arizona, but not nearly so arid. don’t wish away your cracked past, your crooked toes, your problems are papier mache...