THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.
I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
First long(er) run outside of the year. I love spring <3 #fit #running #happy
jolie petite histoire: Lettre (Paul Verlaine)
Éloigné de vos yeux, Madame, par des soins
Impérieux (j’en prends tous les dieux à témoins),
Je languis et me meurs, comme c’est ma coutume
En pareil cas, et vais, le cœur plein d’amertume,
À travers des soucis où votre ombre me suit,
Le jour dans mes pensers, dans mes rêves la…
It might be the Bailey’s in my coffee, but I just fell in love with this beautiful poem.
Blackened salmon and kale salad #food #healthy #greens
