deadpresidents: If — for some incredibly strange reason — I ever inexplicably stumble across someone who is ashy gray, completely feature-less, and looks exactly like the generic avatar for Anonymous questioners, I guarantee that I will choke that unfortunate person to death with my bare hands, gently wipe my palms clean with a handkerchief, straighten my clothes out, make sure that my hair isn’t out of place, put my sunglasses back on, and leave them lying lifelessly in the street as I calmly walk away and enjoy the rest of my day.  Then, if someone asked why I would do such a terrible thing, I would explain, “Oh, I allowed people to ask questions anonymously on Tumblr.”

deadpresidents:

If — for some incredibly strange reason — I ever inexplicably stumble across someone who is ashy gray, completely feature-less, and looks exactly like the generic avatar for Anonymous questioners, I guarantee that I will choke that unfortunate person to death with my bare hands, gently wipe my palms clean with a handkerchief, straighten my clothes out, make sure that my hair isn’t out of place, put my sunglasses back on, and leave them lying lifelessly in the street as I calmly walk away and enjoy the rest of my day.  Then, if someone asked why I would do such a terrible thing, I would explain, “Oh, I allowed people to ask questions anonymously on Tumblr.”

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